Post by dublinobserver on Feb 4, 2006 11:28:40 GMT
(1) To prevent the little head thinking for the big head and from running the show altogether, simply put him, it or what ever you call it thought the paces say 20 to 30 minuets prior to going to the club, therefore taking the initial urge away for a short while.
(2) Budget for the evening i.e, €10.00 Taxi, €10.00 Food After, say between €60.00 and €90.00 for dances and say between €30.00 and €40.00 for drink, so only bring a max of €150.00, so you won’t end up pissing all you pay away.
(3) The girls are the master salespeople, trading on the illusion of fantasy and sexuality, a touch here a whisper there a warm breath to the back of the neck. If they want your money make them work a bit for it first, and don’t feel obliged to stay with the one girl all the time as with all things variety is the spice of life.
(4) No matter what the girls say and or how they say it everything in the club is monitored and watched, so even if the say the get friendlier, or even more flirtatious or intimate always remember the golden rule, it will never be to the extent you would like it to go to so don’t let hormones extract any more money than necessary, and don’t be disappointed if the fantasy in your mind is not played out.
(5) The most important thing to remember is to simply have a good time and sit back and enjoy. After all, if as those religious nuts outside say you’re a sinner and going to hell you can take solace in the fact that when you are having your nutt’s roasted over the cam fire’s in the deepest and darkest parts of hell that you can simply think back and have some happy memories to bring to the picnic to keep you sane for all eternity.
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(2) Budget for the evening i.e, €10.00 Taxi, €10.00 Food After, say between €60.00 and €90.00 for dances and say between €30.00 and €40.00 for drink, so only bring a max of €150.00, so you won’t end up pissing all you pay away.
(3) The girls are the master salespeople, trading on the illusion of fantasy and sexuality, a touch here a whisper there a warm breath to the back of the neck. If they want your money make them work a bit for it first, and don’t feel obliged to stay with the one girl all the time as with all things variety is the spice of life.
(4) No matter what the girls say and or how they say it everything in the club is monitored and watched, so even if the say the get friendlier, or even more flirtatious or intimate always remember the golden rule, it will never be to the extent you would like it to go to so don’t let hormones extract any more money than necessary, and don’t be disappointed if the fantasy in your mind is not played out.
(5) The most important thing to remember is to simply have a good time and sit back and enjoy. After all, if as those religious nuts outside say you’re a sinner and going to hell you can take solace in the fact that when you are having your nutt’s roasted over the cam fire’s in the deepest and darkest parts of hell that you can simply think back and have some happy memories to bring to the picnic to keep you sane for all eternity.
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