the SMUT Update

[spanko]

Surprize surprize Sean did NOT read out the SMUT email.

here it goes:


hey Sean,

Just letting you and the good listeners know how SMUT
is doing. after 5 months there are now 69 members,
however only about 9 or so actually post regularly, so
we need more listeners to join. we get some guest
users the odd time also, and we've had our fair share
of drama, ie polpolpol for those who know.

regular SMUT members include shellsuitedkevin,
supersean, dan, amz, salem, jodun, and myself. we
would really appreciate you reading this out to help
us gain more members which is for the fans of the best
show on the radio

website address: www.unitedtexters.tk/

Kind Regards,

Spanko

[salem]

a good email spanko but you still do know that that johnathan fella is the one who sorts the emails so its his fault.sean only gets what given to him on the screen.

[spanko]

yea i knew that before, at least i tried this time...again. any ideas from you guys? step up for your forum!!!

[Nex]

You could send in a hand written letter and a cake. Anyone getting a cake is bound to read out the accompanying letter. I'd do just about anything for free cake...

[spanko]

is there cocaine in the cake? that mite make it even better

[Nex]

I'm loving the way you think! Of course,what we should really do is kidnap Henry. THAT would get their attention.

[salem]

lure him in with a giant cake.henry's weakness is giant cakes!

[shellsuitedkevin]

spanko said:

is there cocaine in the cake? that mite make it even better

A coca-cake?

[supersean]

when ya think about it, if you did send in a cake, you could put anything into it. they'd eat it

[themightylemon]

Henry would probably scoff it all before the rest of the team got their hands on it !

[themightylemon]

Didn't Sean say something about cake being good and that some people would do anything for cake at the end of Henry's "What's happening" segment today? I think cake would work