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Post by spanko on Apr 30, 2006 18:35:55 GMT
i'm sure this has happened to the rest of ya's at some point but my most recent incident occured on friday when i was introduced to my mate's cousin from south africa, and she is quite a looker too. anway, i wasn't myself as i was drained from lack of sleep and stressing over a college project so my brain wasn't functioning. i was saying all weird things and it was all cringing, "stuff like "so you're Shane's cousin?", and "South Africa....that's in Africa...right?!" uuughhh shoot me now!!!  Went out with them last night for a couple of drinks and hopefully redeemed myself. so any of ya's have any self-destroying stories?  |
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Nex
Criefftastic dude!
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Post by Nex on Apr 30, 2006 19:41:54 GMT
I fell out of trolley once trying to impress a girl. Came within a whisker of breaking my ankle. Couldn't walk for a week and it still hurts in cold weather.
*sigh* The things we do for women.
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Post by spanko on Apr 30, 2006 20:20:43 GMT
i see a pattern forming here......WOMEN! so is we make fools of ourselves in trying to impress women? perhaps there's some "make-men-fools hormones" released when we're in the presence of them?!
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Post by salem on Apr 30, 2006 22:15:39 GMT
ive made many of a mistake trying to attract the opposite sex
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Nex
Criefftastic dude!
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Post by Nex on Apr 30, 2006 23:22:08 GMT
You've no idea how right you might be spanko! news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4921690.stm We don't really have a hope lads,we might as well just give up now and do whatever they want. On an unrelated note I like the fact my title is now "Insignificant person"! That great for the old confidence levels! |
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Post by themightylemon on May 1, 2006 0:42:05 GMT
Yes -- coming from a female perspective, you are all fools! *Evil laughter ensues * And we enjoy it when ye make eejits out of yerselfs..
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Nex
Criefftastic dude!
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Post by Nex on May 1, 2006 10:46:32 GMT
Isn't it great that you women types can take pleasure in mens pain and suffering,but if WE did that we'd be considered b*stards. Equal-rights my buttocks!
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Post by spanko on May 1, 2006 11:40:55 GMT
You've no idea how right you might be spanko! news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4921690.stm We don't really have a hope lads,we might as well just give up now and do whatever they want. On an unrelated note I like the fact my title is now "Insignificant person"! That great for the old confidence levels! haha that's mad..so there's some truth in what i said. |
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Post by shellsuitedkevin on May 1, 2006 11:42:34 GMT
Nah Im much to smooth for all of that ;D
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Post by supersean on May 2, 2006 8:44:48 GMT
not so much made a fool of myself but:
last year i met a girl, the nite of the champions league final. she was gorgeous and we magically synchronised our smoke outings to outside. anyway, long story short, liverpool won, we hugged, i got drunk, we laughed, cheered, sang....she said "i'm leaving"...i bottled it and let her go coz i was too nervous to ask for her number or a future date.
god, i can still remember her face! hope my present girl isn't reading this!!!
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Post by suggestionboy on May 2, 2006 15:25:48 GMT
Quick lesson lads:
Women are all psychos, so don't bother doing anythin for them.
It might be hidden at first, then BAM
psycho.
Remember.
And don't come crying to me when it happens.
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Post by shellsuitedkevin on May 2, 2006 15:54:37 GMT
Quick lesson lads: Women are all psychos, so don't bother doing anythin for them. It might be hidden at first, then BAM psycho. Remember. And don't come crying to me when it happens. Ahh the man speaks the truth. |
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Post by spanko on May 2, 2006 15:55:38 GMT
i sense a story somewhere there and welcome back suggs...it's been a while....u back home or still in the land of red and yellow?
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Post by suggestionboy on May 2, 2006 15:59:09 GMT
Cheers Spanko...yeah went off the rails there for a while. Oh and is there a story. But I won't go into it. Was home, now back in Espana. Gettin nice and warm now  |
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Post by spanko on May 2, 2006 16:02:41 GMT
it's windy and pissing rain here, summer my hole. ya lucky fecker. fair enough, it's your own business, i understand. i shall tread warily of women in the near future, your one i was talking about at the start of the topic has just rented a room in a gaff around the corner from me. that could be good or bad.
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